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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Aston Martin announce Stroll to miss Spanish Grand Prix - F1

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

What should you do if a police officer comes to your house and asks for someone who doesn't live there anymore?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Steven Spielberg will introduce a ‘Jaws’ 50th anniversary special - CNN

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

No way

How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Warning Issued To Minnesotans About Running Fans Overnight - Duluth Country Radio

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading