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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:54

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Aston Martin announce Stroll to miss Spanish Grand Prix - F1
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Steven Spielberg will introduce a ‘Jaws’ 50th anniversary special - CNN
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No way
How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Warning Issued To Minnesotans About Running Fans Overnight - Duluth Country Radio
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading